
Our Mini Friends:
Who We Are

Martha Stewart
Princess Buttercup
She runs the joint. You know what we mean.
Snoop Donk
Lone Male Survivor.
This dude is a stud. Surrounded by ladies, he is outclassed every step of the day.


Shirley
Alpha Team Leader
She's our alpha alpaca. She loves to get her cuddle on and with her lead will follow you anywhere.
Dolly Parton
Smartypants
She's working 9 to 5. Unless there is hay to eat.
Then she's eating until the cows come home.


Fergie
Princess Buttercup Junior
Our newest edition, she was born September, 2022. When not channeling her inner lap dog, this girl is an uber for local pet rabbits.
Laverne
Sassy McSasserpants
All the braincells in the herd run wild and free, never to make an appearance in Laverne.


Louise
Off-brand Alpha Team Leader
She would have been named Curious George,
she's our most curious, the smaller you are the more curious she becomes.
Betty White
Eeyore
The ultimate trooper, this mama bear keeps her head down and stays out of trouble.


Thelma
[nickname withheld]
We don't talk about our Bruno.
Elsa "Chicken Noodle Of Arendelle" Karnowski
Literal Cuteness
Our Newest Edition you will not believe how small she is. Born April 2023
